the-emef:

astheshadowslovethecastle:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

Oh my god it’s real it won the Governor General’s Award, this is amazing

never forget

the-emef:

astheshadowslovethecastle:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

Oh my god it’s real it won the Governor General’s Award, this is amazing

never forget

(Source: weirdbooksifind, via bluebottlewittering)

5 July 2014 ·

bluebottlewittering:

alias-milamber:

Sonic Pimms and Lemonade.
The Adjuster.
"Decision decisioned, I’m heading home. Have fun, see you later. Koala."


Sonic Lighter
The Parts Manager
"It contains alcohol."

StylusMechanicYes, dinner at 7ish.

bluebottlewittering:

alias-milamber:

Sonic Pimms and Lemonade.

The Adjuster.

"Decision decisioned, I’m heading home. Have fun, see you later. Koala."

Sonic Lighter

The Parts Manager

"It contains alcohol."

Stylus

Mechanic

Yes, dinner at 7ish.

(Source: metaf)

5 July 2014 ·

bluebottlewittering:

alias-milamber:

salty-ebert:

unclefather:

Just Masturbation

"24 hours of the same shit as yesterday" -I think I’ve found the title for my autobiography.

24 hours of chaos.Taking that as tomorrow (it’s 23:00 now), it’s more or less accurate.

More dread

Only Watching the World Burn.

bluebottlewittering:

alias-milamber:

salty-ebert:

unclefather:

Just Masturbation

"24 hours of the same shit as yesterday" -I think I’ve found the title for my autobiography.

24 hours of chaos.

Taking that as tomorrow (it’s 23:00 now), it’s more or less accurate.

More dread

Only Watching the World Burn.

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

5 July 2014 ·

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

(Source: poochin, via bluebottlewittering)

3 July 2014 ·

sinobug:

Plataspidid Shield-backed Bug Nymphs (Plataspididae, Hemiptera)

These are the immature forms of an unidentified Plataspididae Shield-backed Bug which on certain trees and at certain times of the year progress through their various stages of growth to adulthood seemingly without ever moving.

The adult Shield-backed Bug of these nymphs….. (below)


by Sinobug (itchydogimages) on Flickr.
Pu’er, Yunnan, China

See more Chinese true bugs and hoppers on my Flickr site HERE…..

sinobug:

Plataspidid Shield-backed Bug Nymphs (Plataspididae, Hemiptera)

These are the immature forms of an unidentified Plataspididae Shield-backed Bug which on certain trees and at certain times of the year progress through their various stages of growth to adulthood seemingly without ever moving.

Shield-backed Bug Nymphs

The adult Shield-backed Bug of these nymphs….. (below)

Shield-backed Bug

by Sinobug (itchydogimages) on Flickr.
Pu’er, Yunnan, China

See more Chinese true bugs and hoppers on my Flickr site HERE…..

(via tjwock)

2 July 2014 ·

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

(Source: iraffiruse, via celestialtapir)

26 June 2014 ·

musicalclips:

The Australian Cast of Les Misérables decided that it was time to spice up the musical a bit in 1998.

(via bluebottlewittering)

17 June 2014 ·

Twitter is taking this #BritishValues concept VERY seriously, as these 11 examples prove

usvsth3m:

Education Secretary Michael Gove had his head well and truly shoved down the Twitter toilet after demanding primary and secondary schools in Birmingham “promote British Values”.

Cameron went one step further and said that British Values should be taught in ALL schools. British Values that…

16 June 2014 ·

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
Huh.
That would explain a few things.

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

(via thepersonalispolitic)

14 June 2014 ·

"

With all this noisy drama it is easy to forget the real point of Navid’s guerrilla activism; he had one simple and clear request that March Against Monsanto (MAM) and the Anti-GMO crowd have yet to address:

“Please stop using the non-scientific and inflammatory approach of spreading false information about genetically modified crops and attacking people personally.”

It’s fine to be against Monsanto, if that’s what you believe; it’s fine to believe that biotechnology doesn’t have all the answers we need. In fact, it doesn’t. What isn’t fine is to create a political machine with an organizational culture designed around the antithesis of what we know about the healthy role of science. What isn’t fine is to ideologically engage with impressionable youth in the most impoverished regions in the world, and allow junk science or non-science to flow free while authentic education remains scarce.

The keyword here is capacity. We can either build capacity or squander it [ … ]. The March Against Monsanto leadership directed Navid to destroy imaginary Golden Rice fields while denigrating my efforts in teaching my students about organic agriculture because I was a falsely cast as a biotech fat cat.

Madagascar deserves far better. The Atsimo Andrefana region doesn’t have time to make signs and spout nonsense; we need everyone at the table using real science to find real solutions. Everyone should be able to agree to that.

"

~

Dustin Eirdosh

(via mavaddat)

12 June 2014 ·

http://atane.tumblr.com/post/88468558649/priceofliberty-hellabiafra-vegasmo-human

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole…

11 June 2014 ·

mollydot:

las-hamburguesas:

hipsterinatardis:

hairbowsandbullets:

yourboss:

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.


Help! Dying of laughter!

mollydot:

las-hamburguesas:

hipsterinatardis:

hairbowsandbullets:

yourboss:

This is what time lapse photography was invented for.

I legit just stared at this for like… 30 minutes giggling my face off

nyoom

The longer you stare, the funnier it is.

Help! Dying of laughter!

(Source: sexymachine, via pjie2)

10 June 2014 ·

nosdrinker:

corvidaeon:

inbreed:

iflewbikes:

Paddy Power (a UK betting company) have chopped down a portion of the Brazilian rainforest as a publicity stunt for the World Cup.Here was their ‘apology.’
Fuck everything about football.

this is fucking disgusting

What the fuck

OH MY GODDDDDDD


Hoax: http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/08/the-truth-about-paddy-powers-rainforest-stunt-4754059/

nosdrinker:

corvidaeon:

inbreed:

iflewbikes:

Paddy Power (a UK betting company) have chopped down a portion of the Brazilian rainforest as a publicity stunt for the World Cup.

Here was their ‘apology.’

Fuck everything about football.

this is fucking disgusting

What the fuck

OH MY GODDDDDDD

Hoax: http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/08/the-truth-about-paddy-powers-rainforest-stunt-4754059/

(via tjwock)

8 June 2014 ·

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